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Sunday, 12 May 2013

The Ultimate Arcade Game Cake

After years of thinking about it, I finally bit the bullet and ordered a custom MAME cabinet for my basement. It’s finally coming next week, so I can’t wait to try and beat these guy’s Donkey Kong high scores. Or not. But if I wasn’t getting my own arcade machine, I’d take this arcade cake instead. It’s definitely the next best thing.

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This three-tier cake was made by Wedding Cakes by Nicole, and it features colorful images of classic arcade games on each of its sides. It’s got arcade-accurate versions of Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, Tetris, Frogger, and even Pong.
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It’s even got arcade-style buttons and a coin slot. Though I bet if you tried to mash on those buttons, you’d get food coloring all over your fingertips. The only thing its missing is a couple of paddle controllers for Pong, but I’ll forgive Nicole that.
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I wonder if that joystick is edible. I so want it to be a red jawbreaker.
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Heidi Klum's Soccer Saturday


Dutifully performing her role as soccer mom, Heidi Klum attended her boys' game in Brentwood, California on Saturday (May 11).
 





The "Project Runway" host wore a dark patterned T-shirt, black denim cutoffs, and flip-flops as she cheered on her brood from the sidelines and made floral leis with a friend.

Later in the day, the family hit the beach in Santa Monica for a bike ride, along with former bodyguard turned boyfriend, Martin Kristen.

Recently, the German model spoke to Us Weekly about parenting four children, saying, "They all have different likes and dislikes and activities that they want to do. You have to learn how to juggle all of that, and at the same time, give them each the love that they need."

Mama': An Atmospheric Horror Fable With a Frustrating End

Oftentimes, it seems as if films "presented by" directors take that approach solely to draw attention to emerging talents and generate theater turnout, but this isn't exactly the case for the works touted by Guillermo Del Toro, where he often serves as an active producer. Between The Orphanage and now Andres and Barbara Muschietti's Mama, his fingerprints -- entrancing visuals, robust characters, and eerie atmosphere -- can clearly be spotted and noticeably elevate the creations under his wing, while allowing the respective directors' viewpoints to shine through. The inspiration for this particular fable of absent parentage and looming secrets is a three-minute short by the Muschiettis, featuring a disturbing, gangly-armed "mother" who stomps after two children in a dimly-lit home. Extended into a warped study of unlikely mothers and spectral guardians that look over feral daughters, this is a flawed, slight, yet consistently haunting parable that wouldn't appear out-of-place among its presenter's own work. 

Mama goes down that well-worn path of dark and quixotic children's horror that Del Toro has brought somewhat to the mainstream, depicting a pair of sisters, Victoria (Megan Charpentier) and Lilly (Isabelle Nelisse), left to fend for themselves in a forested cottage following a car accident. Thought to be lost, but not without being sought by their uncle, Lucas (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Game of Thrones), the girls are rediscovered five years later in that same cottage -- filthy, crawling like animals, and detached from normal emotion and maturity. Despite offers to take the children into more suitable custody, Lucas maintains a stern desire to keep the girls, despite not really having the means to do so. A solution arises in a house built for psychological evaluation, where Lucas and his prickly rocker girlfriend, Annabel (Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty), would look after them while they're under continuous evaluation by psychologist Dr. Dreyfuss (Daniel Kash). A question remains, though: how were the girls able to care for themselves in the wild, and who is this nonexistent "mama" they say looked after them?

Annabel provides a necessary dimension to the story in the form of a headstrong bass player who isn't really built for the domestic-parent lifestyle, or, at the very least, isn't ready for it at this point in her life. She's an interesting challenge for Jessica Chastain: harsher, resistant, driven less by empathy and optimism than her other name-making roles. But she's also crucial to the dramatic backbone supporting the spook tactics to come in Mama; Annabel's ability to adapt to the situation, and her growing pains while trying to be a stand-in mother to oddly-behaving daughters, jumps between frustration with parenting to a young(er) rocker's decision whether to endure the situation or not. Unlike other up-and-coming actresses who fall prey to horror-suspense films that don't do their careers any favors, Chastain not only enhances what's otherwise a contrived slate of scenarios, she becomes crucial to both the eeriness and emotional purpose that the Muschiettis eventually aim for. 


The complicated maternal setup works well once the scares emerge in Mama (and once Annabel is forced to care for the girls by herself), providing a levelheaded opportunity for Andres and Barbara Muschietti's ideas to unnervingly creep out of the shadows. Steadily, we learn what's followed Victoria and Lilly from the cottage, and the role ... it served in their life while they were secluded for five years. Their ethereal little secret avoids our field of vision through clever plays on perspective that Antonio Riestra's cinematography achieves -- namely, the mischievous framing of multiple rooms within one shot, relishing who's in each and who isn't. The spacious, creak-and-slam-friendly house provides corners and corridors for Annabel to creep herself out in, while flickering lights and guitar amplifier feedback rattle the nerves through a few unnecessary but heart-thumping parlor tricks. Conventional jump-scares and glimpses into shadowy spaces end up appearing too orthodox for such a distinctive and straight-faced supernatural mystery, but they're polished, austere, and maintain a marvelously macabre atmosphere that begs for "mama" to make its mysterious presence known, a mix of curiosity and trepidation.

Written by the Muschiettis and television scribe Nick Cross, the script sustains its supernatural purposes by focusing on a mystery to be solved about the girls' elusive guardian, as they tiptoe around the evil stirring in the house; in fact, it's rather compelling on those simple terms. Once it goes any deeper than that, though, Mama becomes harder to take seriously. Dark, decaying magical holes in walls, creepy moths, and household accidents deal out visceral scenarios more concerned with unnerving the audience with arty horror instead of allowing the drama to keep a level head. What's more, the characters have that age-old fascination with sleuthing at night just so the darkness can cheaply draw them into powerlessness. Chastain's performance and the undertones about an evolving maternal bond beckon those watching to grasp what's going on, empathize, and care about their well-being -- which does work -- but getting wrapped up in those intentions becomes difficult when the characters are corralled into plot-rigged traps.

Mama struggles to right an uneven balance between inspiration and creative prudence all the way to the conclusion -- a bold, devious, but bizarrely forced culmination on a craggy moonlit bluff, underscored by maternal instincts and the eerie mystery that unraveled alongside the scares. While this is an unapologetic supernatural hybrid of horror and melodrama from start to finish, the melancholy ending crosses a line in both emotionally-charged and unsatisfying ways, plagued with the rough kind of ambiguity that provokes somber questions about the outcome and mandatory moral grayness. Andres Muschietti's film achieves a suitable evolution of Annabel's nature against a supernatural force of domineering parenthood, where stark atmosphere both weathers and warms her, but it comes remarkably close to undermining the effort in one fell swoop of forced misinterpretations and last-minute empathy. It's a good thing, then, that the atmosphere works so well leading right up to it. 

Sacramento Kings sale: Maloofs reportedly cut new deal with Seattle group


After the other NBA owners rejected a possible move to Seattle, the Maloofs have agreed to a new deal with Chris Hansen that would make him a minority owner and allow them to keep the team.

Even after the NBA's relocation committee rejected a possible move to Seattle, the drama surrounding the sale of the Sacramento Kings shows no sign of slowing down.
According to a report from Brian Windhorst of ESPN, the Maloofs have agreed to a new deal with Chris Hansen's Seattle-based ownership group that would allow them to retain control of the franchise if it stays in Sacramento.
In the deal, Hansen would pay $125 million to become a minority investor, giving the cash-strapped Maloofs the money they need to continue operating the Kings.
The proposal would serve as a back-up plan in case the NBA rejected Hansen's latest proposal to move the team, in which he upped his offer to $409 million and included a $115 million relocation fee.
The NBA's relocation committee was scheduled to meet before next Tuesday's meeting of all 30 ownership groups in Dallas to discuss Hansen's offer, even before this latest twist.
It's unclear how this development will affect their decision. While no minority owner can be added without the approval of the league, the Maloofs can also not be forced sell the team.
The Maloofs have shown no interest in selling to the Sacramento-based group led by local investor Vivek Ranadive, who have been negotiating directly with David Stern and the NBA office throughout this process.

Players Championship leaderboard: Tiger Woods, Sergio Garcia share lead at TPC Sawgrass

The final pairing of the third round finished up a tense Sunday morning in a tie for the lead.

The third round is now complete after an early Sunday morning conclusion at The Players Championship, and it's Tiger Woods, Sergio Garcia, and David Lingmerth sharing the lead at 11-under. Unfortunately, Tiger and Sergio, whoexchanged barbs on Saturday to take their relationship from chilly to hostile, will not be paired together. Garcia will be out in the afternoon in the final group with Lingmerth, with Tiger one group ahead.


Lingmerth started the morning with a two-shot lead over Woods and Garcia, but he promptly gave back a shot at the dicey 18th hole. Lingmerth started with a tee shot on the 18th, one of the most difficult and intimidating tee shots on the PGA Tour. He sent his ball way right into the trees, and made bogey to drop to 11-under.
As Lingmerth was making bogey, Tiger was opening his day on No. 15. Woods and Garcia opted not to finish out the hole on Saturday night, so Woods started the morning with a wedge in his had for the approach shot. Tiger stuck the short wedge just below the hole, but missed the birdie putt to stay at 10-under. On the next hole, however, Tiger would get his birdie to get into the share of the lead. Woods has owned the par-5s at TPC Sawgrass this week, and he played No. 16 perfectly for yet another red number. He's 10-under through 12 par-5s this week, and it was a solid way to finish the round after some disappointing pars on two par-5s yesterday.
Tiger had another good birdie look at the iconic 17th hole, but his putt burned the right edge and he settled for a par. He'd also two-putt for par on the difficult 18th to come in with a round of 71, one shot better than his playing partner. Garcia did get back in it with birdies at Nos. 16 and 17 to pull back into a share of the lead. His tee shot hit the flagstick at the island hole, but fortunately, it died and settled short of the cup instead of ricocheting back into the water. Gacia took advantage and put his ball in the center of the hole for the birdie, capping an even-par round of 72.
Here's the top of the leaderboard at the end of the third round:
PlayerScore
David Lingmerth-11
Sergio Garcia-11
Tiger Woods-11
Casey Wittenberg-10
Henrik Stenson-10
Ryan Palmer-10
Jeff Maggert-9
David Lynn-8
Hunter Mahan-8

Sam Worthington Spotted with New Girlfriend Sophie Monk


Sam Worthington wheels his luggage out of the airport while getting picked up by his new girlfriend Sophie Monk on Saturday (May 11) in Melbourne, Australia.

The 36-year-old actor was seen holding the 33-year-old model’s hand and cuddling up to one another as they walked across the terminal.

Last month, Sophie laughed off the rumors that the two were dating, saying “we’re very close, but we’re not dating. He’s a good friend. I really like him. He’s just really down to earth and really… Australian.” Looks like things have gotten more serious!

FYI: Sophie previously dated Ryan Seacrest a few years ago.

DO YOU THINK Sam Worthington and Sophie Monk make a cute couple?




Kristen Wiig: 'Saturday Night Live' Opening Monologue & Sketches - Watch Now!


Kristen Wiig sings about how she’s “so excited” to return to her SNL roots during her Saturday Night Live hosting gig on Saturday (May 11) in New York City.



The 39-year-old actress had a little help from her friends Jason Sudeikis, Kenan Thompson, and Maya Rudolph (who was caught making out with Jonah Hill in a janitor’s closet) during her charming opening monologue to the Pointer Sisters’ “I’m So Excited.”

She gave a tour around the SNL set, which didn’t turn out exactly as planned.

Watch Kristen‘s opening monologue below!

Paul Giamatti in AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 image gets tweeted!


Hey folks, Harry here..Paul Giamatti in AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 image gets tweeted 01  Now ol Aleksei Mikhailovich Sytsevich has been a fun foil for the webslinger for quite sometime now, but we've yet to see him on film.   And we still haven't seen him in anything approaching a RHINO costume...  This is one I'd love to see done perfect.   As for Paul Giamatti?   Dude - look at that mug.   Isn't it just made to be put in the RHINO costume?   And we've got to have at least one KOOL-AID MAN wall bust, right?   Marc Webb blasted this shot...  So, whaddaya think?





NBA Playoffs 2013: Predicting Winners for Sunday's Round 2 Game

Sunday, May 12 has one game on the NBA playoff schedule. Luckily for fans, it just so happens to be the most exciting series of the postseason thus far.
The Golden State Warriors are set to host the San Antonio Spurs in a matchup that will either send them back to San Antonio tied at two games apiece or really put them behind the eight ball one game from elimination. The Spurs have a chance to steal all momentum, while the Warriors simply look to avoid a desperate situation.
Isolating one factor that will predict the winner of this game is difficult, but if the one constant in this series holds true for Game 4, then this contest should be full of entertainment.